Office by Alex Penny
Because fuck titles
how to tie the strongest knot ever
step 1: put a pair of headphones in your pocket
step 2: wait 1 minute
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS
APPARENTLY SULFUR HEXAFLORIDE TURNS YOU INTO SATAN
I AM JUST LYING HERE LAUGHING AND MY DOG IS STARING AT ME SHES SO SCARED
SCIENTIFIC HAHAHAHAHAand then nobody ever needed voice filters again
I’M DYING LAUGHING DFSLKJWLJDSFLKJEWLFKJSDFDSF
WE FOUND THE SECRET TO MISHA AND J2’S VOICES
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ALWAYS
Arya, gurl, I feel ya so hard on this one.
She’s like, 9.
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This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
sea lion
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I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
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Honestly, i would have never thought, that when i bought Mass Effect, that it would become the game that i am more obsessed than with any other game before. I have never and i mean NEVER played a game this many times through in sucha short time and not get little bit bored with them.
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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Ugh, worst song ever.
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